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		<title>What&#8217;s Your Wife&#8217;s Name?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven.
&#8220;Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?&#8221; he asks one of the men, who had been a butler.
&#8220;I was a good father,&#8221; he answers.
&#8220;Yes, but you were a drunk all your life. In fact, you were so bad [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://lawyer.jokesandfunnypictures.com/2006/09/20/whats-your-wifes-name/</link>
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		<title>Leaving Money For The Dead</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his grief, one of the three said, &#8220;In my family, we have a custom of giving the dead some money, so they&#8217;ll have something to spend over there.&#8221;
They all agreed that this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://lawyer.jokesandfunnypictures.com/2006/09/19/leaving-money-for-the-dead/</link>
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		<title>I Just Managed To Settle An Account!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A young attorney who had taken over his father&#8217;s practice rushed home elated one night.
&#8220;Dad, listen,&#8221; he shouted, &#8220;I&#8217;ve finally settled that old McKinney suit.&#8221;
&#8220;Settled it!&#8221; cried his astonished father. &#8220;Why, you idiot! We have been living off of that money for five years!&#8221;
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		<link>http://lawyer.jokesandfunnypictures.com/2006/09/18/i-just-managed-to-settle-an-account/</link>
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		<title>An Honest Lawyer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers.
&#8220;As I&#8217;m sure you can understand,&#8221; she started off with one of the first applicants, &#8220;in a business like this, our personal integrity [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://lawyer.jokesandfunnypictures.com/2006/09/17/an-honest-lawyer/</link>
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		<title>Did You Make A Donation?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer in the whole town hadn&#8217;t made a contribution. This guy was making about $600,000 a year so the volunteer thought, &#8220;Why not call him up?&#8221;
He calls up the lawyer.
&#8220;Sir, according to our research you haven&#8217;t made a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://lawyer.jokesandfunnypictures.com/2006/09/16/did-you-make-a-donation/</link>
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